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"A man shall never bruise a woman, unless he is fucking that pussy" -psalm

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friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

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meladoodle:

bewbin:

meladoodle:

i could eat a whole avocado right now

avocadon’t

avocago away

Posted 1 day ago

internetmemeprincess:

welcome to the 420th hunger games, kushniss everdank

(Source: )

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qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

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deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

Posted 1 day ago

How to have sex

  1. Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
  2. Girl: yeh sure
  3. Girl: that's not my belly button
  4. Boy: that's not my finger
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escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

image

When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

image

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nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

(Source: phineasomg)

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ggaga:

i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull

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wowtastic-nature:

Three Sisters Sunset by Michael James on 500px.com
(Original Size - Height: 2000px - Width: 1368px)

(Source: 500px.com)

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